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Rihanna Goes Topless Yet Again... *GUYS GET IN HERE*
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Ashanti Gets Roasted On Twitter for Calling a Fan Gay!
The singer got blasted on Twitter by fans after she allegedly made a homophobic comment at fan, who called her latest single a flop! Awww... She was obviously pissed (celebs are humans too). Well haters took the opportunity to curse her not too buoyant music career out... See the tweets below;
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Maheeda Finally Releases Her Music Video *WATCH HERE*
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Genevieve Nnaji Signs Multi Million Naira Deal to Become an Etisalat Ambassador!
The actress is now the latest ambassador in ton! She signed a mouth watering multi million naira deal to represent Etisalat Easyflex. She now joins actor, Hakeem Kae-Kazim, who is also a brand ambassador for Etisalat. Congrats to her...
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Download Maheeds's New Video-Naija Bad Girl!
Like i promised, here is the downloadable version to maheedas new song. It is in 3gp and meant for all those using mobile devices. Also, i have reduced the qaulity to make the MB reasonable (We all like affordable internet *winks*), You can see the Youtube video of it i posted earlier HERE.
DOWNLOAD THE EXPLICIT VERSION OF THE VIDEO HERE
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Funny Excuses Guys Give for Not Wanting to Use a Condom!
EXCUSE NÖ 1
Condoms Don't Fit Me - Shuo? Na eletric pole you carry? Oga, there's a size for every man!
EXCUSE NÖ 2
I'll Pull Out, I Swear - Pull out for where? STD know wetin be pull out?
EXCUSE NÖ 3
But I Never Use Condoms And It's Always Been Okay - O'man e nor dey show for face. . .
EXCUSE NÖ 4
I'm Clean, I've Been Tested - Where's proof? Even if there's one, strap up jorr!
EXCUSE NÖ 5
You're On The Pill, It's Fine - STD dey reason pills?
EXCUSE NÖ 6
I Don't Have One Right Now - Go and buy one, chemist nor far. . .
EXCUSE NÖ 7
They ALWAYS Break Anyway - Shuo? Ya prick na knife?
EXCUSE NÖ 8
I'm Allergic - I'm allergic to raw pikiantus too. . .
EXCUSE NÖ 9
You Don't Trust Me? - I do, but if you love me oya strap up na!
EXCUSE NÖ 10
I Can't Feel Anything With A Condom On - Na iron them take make the condom ni?
EXCUSE NÖ 11
I Haven't Had Sex In SO Long, It's Fine - You told Caro the same thing last night.
*My people shine your eyes! It's better to abstain, but if you must do at all, at all use a condom!
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Mercy Johnson is in Trouble???... SAY WHAT?
Rumour in town is that Mama Purity is in trouble! What type of trouble you may ask... Hmmm! Wait let me gist you what the insider olofofos are telling me! They say Movie Marketers Are No Longer casting Mercy in Movies oh! That it is due to the actresses "strong head" of not agreeing to reduce her cost to act in movies!
Remember the ban they placed on her last year, due to the high cost thingy, well it slowly coming into play now. However, a few producers want to ignore it and still cast her in movies, but her refusal to cut cost puts them off...
Anyways remember you heard it here first, our people say siddon look na dog name... Abeg pass me the alomo lets watch how this one pans out...lols...
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LASU Students are Rioting oh! *THEY HAVE EVEN BEATEN UP THEIR VC* *PHOTOS*
The Lagos State University (LASU) , Ojo campus has been in turmoil since early morning yesterday! The whole brouhaha began when the student Union and the school authorities had a clash over the closure of the schools online registration portal which prevented most of the students from registering their second semester courses and thus preventing them from partaking in the exams which was supposed to commence today. They were infuriated when the VC reportedly said students yet to register are insignificant and would automatically have to carry the session over. This statement led to the riot today.
In addition the students were also protesting because of their increased school fees which was said to be N250,000. They went on a rampage destroying school property, beating fellow students who went in to take the exams, and even stoning the VC, destroying his car.. See more photos below;
Injured student pulled out of an exam hall!
VC's car
students chasing the Vice Chancellor
VC's PA's car upturned.
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Emmy Collins Blasts Blogger Ladun Liadi in New Article. . .
>Ladun Liadi
Someone sent this image of some blogger called Ladun last night and all I can say is wowwwww, is she a drag queen?The make-up and lip-stick is so raggedy.
I don`t think she is a bad looking girl but she needs to simmerrrrrr the heck down on the make-up, KAI. I saw a video recently where she seems to have slapped on twice the amount of make-up she has here.
*Ladun please ignore the chap, . . .lols. . . He wan ride on your blog popularity to fame.
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LASU Gets Shut Down Indefinitely!
"In the wake of the violent protest by some affected students of Lagos State University (LASU) over the closure of the university portal for registration of courses for rain semester 2012/2013 examination,the university management has decided to shut down the university indefinitely.
"Also, examinations have been put off till further notice. With this decision, students are expected to vacate the university premises until further notice."
*Nice move!
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Nollywood Actor Ali Nuhu Set to Take a Second Wife!
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BBA Winner Dillish Mathews, Turns Nollywood Actress!
They are enjoying Naija Now, later they would start saying we are this and that... BBA Winner Dillish alongside fellow housemates Cloe and Melvin are on location shooting a movie in Port-harcourt, Rivers state... My own is that they are welcome to naija oh! After all we are the gaint of Africa, but have you noticed that several of these Big brother housemates have now turned Naija to their permanent residence? Refusing to go home...lols... The same Naija you all say is a living hell na sugar banana for them! Hian! The likes of Bimp, Bassey, Even Dillish and now Cloe... Hian again! A blogreader even told me she saw Paloma (Remember big yansh Paloma from a past episode of BBA na... That "Mamaish" and bossy girl from Zambia) in Abuja... Naija welcomes you all with open arms! Enjoy our money and hospitality... Hehehehehe *Shegewaya!
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18+: Confessions Of A Rough, Rugged And Raw Naija Guy. pt 54
This serial was written by "Money Soldier"[08160490040 & 08163738237] based on a true experience, featuring on this blog every Monday, Thursday and Saturday nights. It contains foul language, explicit wordings and loads of razzness *READERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED*. If you missed the last episode Click Here. To read the story from the beginning, Click Here
We kissed passionately, her response to me and the way her body reacted to our sweet romance made it clear to me that my idea of getting her in the mood worked, na just to try reach down unbuckle the jean remain.
Just like i did yesterday, one of my hand was placed on her br€@$t, caressing them through her clothes, as she closed her eyes caught in the moment of the romance.
As we kissed, i started moving my hand that was caressing her bo/obs downwards slowly,(if i succeed unbuckle the jean, to remove the bra, no go be wahala, so i thought), i was dying to see this br€@$t cos for so long i had been wondering how its going to be like, imagining also the expression on her face when i suck and tickle her nipp|€$, the shape of her bo/ob$ and how beautiful its going to be like, how making love to her ll be like, the way she ll moan, i had really anticipated the whole thing in my head.
I moved my hand down slowly till i got to her jean, then was trying to unbuckle the button, she grabbed me by the hand, and then dragged my hand up, but we didnt stop kissing.
I dont give up easily, cos with the way this girl was almost eating my lips, i had no doubt we ll make love today, i tried again as we kissed so deep, our tongues colliding against eachother, went down with my hand trying to unbuckle her jean again, she held my hand again, this time i had to voice out, cos we ve gone past a certain stage were i wasnt shy anymore,
I paused the kiss and then asked,
''what is it?'',
''you wont like what you ll see'' she said very calmly,
I tried processing what she meant by that, if she meant she was still a virgin or she was just being shy, so i asked again,
''what i ll see as in how?, are you still a virgin?'' i dropped the High Blood Pressure question and was praying she said no, cos if she said yes, a nigga might just have heart attack,
She started smiling and was like,
''what if i tell you i am'',
My mood was already slightly changing,(omo after all the stress, which kind rubbish be all dis one, i said to myself),
''i wouldnt doubt you naw'' i replied her in aggitation,
like she noticed the disappointment on my face, i swear i couldnt hide it,
She smiled and was like,
''am not, am seeing my p, i could show you if think am lying, am wearing a pad right now'' she said,
reached for her jean and was trying to unbuckle it herself,
I held her hands and stopped her, leaned forward and kissed her, but she shrugged me off, pushed me backwards and asked,
''was that why your mood changed?''
This time no lies, i had to speak my mind,
''have been dying to make love to you, thats why, have thought and dreamt about it" i calmly said,
''its not my fault, i ll love to make love to you too" she said,
The statement gave me goose pimples all over my body, at least that was fair,(the babe don dey get mind to yarn me things, e make sense, so i thought),
So what she said, made me summon courage, so i asked her,
''what do you think?, spend this weekend with me pleassse'' i pleaded,
''ok, i ll think about it, weekend is still far" she said,
That was so fair too, i could deal with that, she just gave me enough time to convince her before weekend.
We had some more romance, i enjoyed my time, since she told me she was on her p, i was easy on her, i only kept caressing her bo/ob$ through her top, this weekend, e sure me say nothing go escape, my part is to make sure i end up convincing her.
She left around that kinda 7.30, base on the curfew thing in town starting by 8, and how protective i was about her, i followed her on a bike home, then told me she ll call me at nyt as she hightlighted from the bike and then tuk d bike back home.
It was late already, i couldnt go to Chuks's place again, i just ate, was watching a movie and then slept off, it was her call that woke me up in the middle of the night.
We talked about alot, then i pulled this stunt on her, trying to pave way for the weekend, there was a poem i wrote i used for my runz, i got use to it, till it wouldnt leave my head anymor,
''Cynthia, i want you to call all the alphabets, from A to Z one after the other, starting from A, and i ll tell you what you mean to me with each alphabet,
She sounded excited,
''ok, A" she said,
''u r ANGEL'' I replied,
''B'' she said,
''u r BRIGHT n BEAUTIFUL'',
''C'' she said,
''u r CARING, i answerd,
''D'' she said,
''my DARLING'' i replied,
''E'' she said,
''u r ELEGANT'' i said,
''F'' she said,
''my FINEST'' i replied,
''G'' she said,
''my GIFT'' i answered,
''H'' she called out,
''u r HUMBLE'' i said,
''I'' she said,
''u r INTELLIGENT'' i answered,
''wow! J'' she asked,
'' my JOY'' i responded,
''K'' she asked,
''u r KIND'' i replied,
''hmmm, how did you know?'' she asked,
''cos its written all over you'' i answered,
''ok ooo, L'' she continued,
''u r ma LOVE nah'' i said,
''M'' she asked,
''u r MILD, like the evening breeze'' i said,
''hmmm, bieeeeby, ok o, N" she said,
"u r NICE n NEAT''.
''O'' she said,
''u r OUTSTANDING'' i said,
''P'' she said,
''u r PRICELESS,
''Q'' she said,
'' u r ma QUEEN
''R'' she said,
'' RITZY AND ROMANTIC'' i replied,
''S'' she said,
'' SWEET n SEXY'' i said,
''T'' she said,
''ma TREASURE", i replied,
She didnt want to let go, she kept going on and on, she really wanted to get to the end of it, i brought the challenge, so i was ready for it, she continued,
"U''
''u r UNDERSTANDING'' i said,
''really, ok oo, so whats V'' she said,
''u r ma VISION'' I replied,
''W'' she asked,
''u r ma WIFEY'' i replied,
''wooow, you killing me here, X'' she called,
''u r ma XTACY'' i said,
''YYYYY'' She said,
''u r so damn YUMMIE'' i teased,
''the last, Z'' she said
''u re ZEALOUS'' I replied,
''wow, Baby from A to Z, thanks somuch'' she said,
''Thats what you mean to me, you are sooo complete from A to Z'' i added,
"i swear i feel like kissing you right now'' she said,
But base on the sharp guy that i am, i had to give her response a lil twist, cos i did what i did cos of what i wanted her to do for me,
''Dont worry, just keep the kisses for this weekend ok'' i said and was curiously waiting to hear what her response ll be like,
''i dont know about that one, ve not spent the night in a guyz house before'' she replied,
''good thing you just said 'Guyz', thats what makes me different, am just one guy, am sure you know am different from the rest, nah one day something take dey start'' i said, trying very hard to convince her.
I finally know now shes not a Virgin, i didnt want to start asking how she lost it, the first guy, when she had $€x last, my plan was after Piakanteeing the Obosiasis, i ll then relax and ask her all the things i want to know, i wasnt ready to listen to any heart breaking news, cos am always getting the feeling she has a Boyfriend, if not in School, maybe at home, and even if she did, i cared less, cos i know i ve the upper hand, the magical incident that has transpired between us and for the fact i was closer to her means i had better access to her, and have won her heart as well, those reasons were enough for me to Careless.
We talked till it was 4.30, and i kept hitting the nail on the head about her coming to spend the weekend with me, she really didnt come to terms with me about the issue, but i knew i was going to win the fight, i was sure about something,
'say once she come that weekend, e don open the book like that, she go dey come like that dey go'.
I didnt go to School the next day, i stayed at home through out, i remembered there was something i wasnt doing right, i hadnt called Salma, nah so i go jonze myself naw, when she doesnt see my calls, she ll come to look for me at the weekend, and that ll be disastrous, i had to quickly go get Credit to call her, and this period was the time i need to put on my best, call her frequently everyday, tease her, in order to put her mind at ease.
That evening, freshened and dressed up and went to Chuk's place, as i highlighted and payed the bike, as usual, dem Guyz where outside smoking weed with a bottle of St Remi standing on the ground, with two to three glass cups.
As they saw me, everyone started hailing me, the last time we hanged out was on Saturday, so the incidents of the things that went down that day, still lingered fresh in their minds, i had to give everyone, one after the other the frat pleasantries, hailing eachother with the use of slangs.
I joined them smoking and shared the St Remi with them, and before i knew what was happening, everyone had turned my visit into an Interview, questions flying at me like a snipper's bullet,
''D, howfar, Capo say una yarn yesterday say you say that babe come your side'' Flames asked, everyone focusing on me with all seriousness,
''She come on Sunday, still come yesterday" i replied,
''Choiiii" everyone shouted,
''you don draw the oil?'' Chuks asked,
and as he did everyone kept quiet waiting for me to respond, it was kinda funny when i saw the seriousness in their faces, so i started laughing,
''see as all of una serious sha'' i said laughing,
''come on talk jor, who u dey use play for here?" Solo said playfully,
''ok, make i no lie, we don kiss, romance, i don press br€@$t, we for fvvck but she dey see her period'' i explained,
''oya gimme 5, i say gimme 5 dar, i like this guy'' Chuks said, giving me a very hard shake that almost ripped my palm off,
''she dey come spend the weekend with me, she go crash nah, so una know wetin go happen'' i added,
they started hailing and celebrating, i started wondering, nah me wan fvvck, nah dem dey celebrate, wetin dey happen?,
''what of that Sly fine babe that time?'' Perry asked,
''we still dey nyash nah, i ynassh am on Sunday'' i replied,
''Baddd guy'' everyone shouted,
''come wetin you dey even tell these babes dem sef, dem just dey give you t¤to anyhow'' Solo asked(laughing),
and all i could do was laugh
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What Is Wrong in This Photo??? *PHOTO OF THE MORNING*
Hehehehehehehehehe.... If you've seen what i see in the photo, Abeg join me laugh jorr... RTFLMAO!
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Kenny Ogunbe & D1 Arrive L. A. for the Grammy Awards *PHOTO*
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North Korea Claims they've Landed a Man on the Sun!
They are claiming to have landed 17-year-old Hung Il Gong who started his 18 hour mission at 3am yesterday, travelling alone, in a journey that took him just 4 hours to arrive at his destination!
Hung is expected to return today (if he is not already back), with soil samples from the sun.
The government also revealed that he will be welcomed as a hero, being greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. They also claim
Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun.
*IF I HEAR. . .
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Chika Ike Gets Honoured as the Most Disciplined Actress of the Year!
The Nollywood actress has just added another feather to her cap, as she has been honored by the Delta state chapter of Actors Guild of Nigeria (AGN) as the Most Disciplined Actress of the Year 2013!... Congrats to Her!
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Nigerian Born US Based Video Vixen "Tracy Obonna" Releases Semi Nude Bikini Photos!
*Makes sign of the cross* She has appeared in several videos both local and international ones! With the face of Beyonce and the butt o f Nicki Minaj, she can do no wrong..lols.. Tracy though originally from Nigeria, is based in New York! She holds a Masters Degree in International Business and Finance and is also the CEO of Sediore Cosmetics. Check out fresh photos of Tracy below;
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Toni Payne Gets Featured on American News Media...
She is getting more fame courtesy of her website and its podcasts! The former wife of Musician 9ice got featured on the American News site Splash News Tv under Arts and Entertainment... They mentioned and hyped her show... Well done ma'am
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Man and Co Worker Caught in the Act After Office Hours! *FREAK ON FRIDAY*
Last week we saw the photos of the lady from Portharcourt whose explicit photos and randy ways were leaked by a vexed male observer,who blew the whistle and sent me the images plus the whole gist. Don't let that gist pass you by, if you are yet to hear the whole bruohaha happened abeg see it HERE
Meanwhile, before we continue to this weeks own, take a minute to
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By Joining us, you become our very own personal person! So this week i got sent a download link to apparently one of the funniest sex tapes i have ever seen, i barely know the details, but it is so obvious that the guy and his lady friend are colleagues and that they knowingly filmed the action. It was somewhat funny, because it looked like they were dancing more than even doing the real thing...lol.. Click here to visit the download link the blog reader sent me
Meanwhile for all those who am yet to publish the videos and gist that you sent me (Yes they are quite much) for FREAK ON FRIDAY, just hold on it would get to your turn. Some of the gists are so controversial, that if i publish them i would have o eat my Big head..lols... I try to confirm stuffs before i post so exercise some patience... Inugo? Please Keep sending me infos (ogakingsley@hotmail.com) I really do appreciate them...
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