18+: Confessions Of A Rough, Rugged And Raw Naija Guy. pt 61

This serial was written by "Money Soldier"[08160490040 & 08163738237] based on a true experience, featuring on this blog every Monday, Thursday and Saturday nights. It contains foul language, explicit wordings and loads of razzness *READERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED*. If you missed the last episode Click Here. To read the story from the beginning, Click Here

>I pleaded with Chuks to help me tell someone so help me with a short, he was like,

''you dey help am beg for nicker, Hefty and Samba make una match dis man go house, make em go wear cloth, buy our beer carry am come''

The deed has been done, i had done what was on my mind, and to some extent restored Salma's pride and dignity once more, i believe she would be feeling relieved after the whole thing even though i took her unawares, i felt it was the best thing to do, and i was sure after what has transpired that day between myself and Sly, there's no way he would want to cross Salma's path again. 'shame go dey catch am sef, so em no go like wan fall em hand'.

I was able to finally persuade Chuks till he ordered someone to get a short for me which i gave to him, i had a a shirt and jean trousers in my bag which i wore the previous day to Chuks's place, but i didnt just buy the idea of helping him with mine to cover his n@k€d body, cos some guys like juju(fertish things) like mad.

I handed the shorts to him to cover his shrinked blockus while Hefty and Samba matched him back to his house, then the rest of us stayed back waiting for the crates of beer.

''which time Esosa dey even bring em own come?'' i posed the question for anyone at all to answer,

Cos ve only been hearing of Esosa bringing crates of beer every weekend since school resumed for that semester but ve never been there to witness it with my eyes and nah my home boy before he fvvvked up, and since that incident we hadnt seen eachother, so i was curious, i needed to relax today and see everything for myself.

''E dey be mostly afternoon stroke evening, but if we call am make em bring am come now now now, em go do am, em no get choice nah'' Solo answered my question for me,

''wait oo, 'D' never dey here with us before wey Esosa bring beer come shey?'' Flames asked,

''no mind am, nah only woman time em dey get for weekend nah'' Solo replied,

I dont know if Solo forgot himself that Salma was right there with me, he wanted to go on before i quickly gave him a sign, then jumped in intercepting his conversation half way,

''see as you take talk am like say the woman plenty, my babe dey here oo, before you talk wetin go make am dey reason another thing, not knowing i would do anything for her'' i said and quickly gave her a fast kiss on the lips,

''Honey

Sweety

Sugar, 

Salt'' i said and stuck my fingers on both side of her waist trying to tickle her while she laughed out loud, 'all nah still format sha', before person pour sand for my garri.

'''D' you still dey here nah'' Flames asked,

''where you want make i dey before?, i dey here gallantly, abi you no want make i follow una drink beer today?'' i asked, while others laughed.

Without being told, i knew if i were to be in thesame room with Salma today, it was going to be one crazy hell of a $€x, due to the day's incident, (una know that kind sex where you do a girl a big favour, or help her do something really nice wey be say the babe go ready give you anywhere for her body wey hole make you fvvvck, the nose, ear, middle of the bosom, puci, mouth, as far say the place get hole sha, i.e if e possible ooo!, before some people go dey reason another thing).

Where i sat i was just busy reasoning this girl, she was looking so hot and with a new hair as well, i started reasoning her without anything on, my d¡<k erecting, my guys dem just busy dey look the babe, and you know guys, dem must talk when the babe leave. 

I was wondering what to do, cos i was sure Salma wouldnt want to go home again, she would want to follow me home and spend that weekend with me and i was expecting Cynthia for the weekend too, though the last time we spoke she said 'she hasnt done it before, bla bla bla and all that', story that touches, nah one day something take dey start, i hadnt spoken with her today, so i had a final attempt of convincing her, i gats taste the pu$¥, e no get wetin anybody wan tell me, something wey dem wan take kill me for Abraka Resort that day, so it was left for me to plan myself well, but what do i tell Salma, i thought for a while then came up with this idea,

'what if me and her enter Chuks or Solo room run things, then she could go after that if we ve had $€x, i ll tell her i wouldnt be going home today base on things, then after we are done and i must have seen her off, i ll reach for Cynthia and try and talk her into coming around, if she dulls me, i ll control Salma and tell her i finally went home, she could come around',

It sounded like a perfect idea, i stood and went to where Solo sat and then whispered into his ear,

''Bro, i go like use your room me and my erema, so how e dey be?'' i asked,

He just codedly deeped his hand into his pocket and handed me his key.

''you get mouth die'' i whispered to him,

''check the extreme end of the bed, you go see condom" he replied,

I excused myself, told Salma i was coming then headed straight to his room to see if it needs any tidying up.

I got to Solo's room and i thanked my Stars that i didnt just take Salma along like that, it was messed up, if i had taken her there and she saw what i saw, the Konji wey hold her for disappear, but my own for still dey cos the thing hook me for throat dieee.

I wouldnt blame him, there was no time to arrange the house cos we woke up and left for Sly's place as early as 6.30 to 7.00 '0' clock and since we got back, we ve all been outside.

The room was in disarray, a few clothes littered around, the bedspread was almost off from the bed, his t.v and dvd remote was almost at the entrance of the room, the rug looked like it hadnt been swept in ages.

I took off my shirt and trousers first folded and kept them in a corner, took small close-up, poured it in my mouth, i had no brush, make i sha just dey lick am like sweet dey go first, make e for gimme fresh breath, then arranged the bed, removed the littered clothes, folded and kept it were he keeps his clothes, swept every corners of the room, tidied it till i was satisfied, cos i was sure of what was about to go down 'something wey dey sweet'.

If i had brought her there when it was untidy, she would have insisted we go to my place.

When i was done, i sharply ran into the bathroom to shower 'delay is dangerous', i dont use peoples towel, but this situation was critical, i dive the towel like say my life depend on am, cos that bath was one of my hardest, i went through hell, as i was bathing my Piankantus was so hard to the extent it was nodding its head like a red-neck lizard, i couldnt wait, i had anticipated the whole $€x in my head, picturing her n@k€d body, her sweet big standing b¤ob$(but not as big as Susans), her mad hips, her crazy body and how wet she gets, her wetness gives me motivation and inspiration, i love it when my women gets wet alot, it gives me an unexplanable feeling that runs through my veins straight to my head, and with some kinda electricity all over my body, with every single thrust i make, Choi! i couldnt wait.

I got out of the bathroom then headed to his rack where he keeps his cosmetics, i creamed up, sprayed all the sprayables, the pef oo, roll on oo, deodorant, every gaddam thing, even rub powder join, but the craziest part was that all this while i was busy with these things, my Piakantus was still standing like Zuma Rock, and nodding its head and saying 

'i don ready, i don ready'

Oga calm down nah, you dey ready wey the Obosiasis wey you wan piankantee still dey outside, i even pleaded sef, but Jay-Boy wont listen.

I wore my singlet and my boxers, J.Boy rose my boxers up ooo, e no even be like say i wear something, i wore my black pants, for where? J.Boy no still gree oo, it was still standing like a Soldier ready for world war five, very very visible, and i cant go outside like that cos men go use me fiikpa.

I wasnt having enough call card, i would have called her to come inside the compound, and then go outside to catch up with her, so to avoid story that touches and further future embarrassment i had to patiently wait for John Thomas to relax, i kept waiting but to no avail, i had waited for like 5 to 10 minutes before my phone started ringing, finally i was excited thinking it was Salma, but when i reached for my phone, i met another surprise, behold it was Cynthia, for no reason my heart just started beating fast, i had to compose myself before i picked it,

''Hello Baby'' i said,

''how are you dear'' she asked,

''am fine and you?'' i asked,

''am good, whats wrong, ve i done anything wrong?, you ve not spoken with me for days now'' she said

''am sorry honey, ve been busy'' i replied,

''i miss you, where are you?'' she asked,

''same here, in a friends place'' i replied,

''i ll be coming in the evening'' she said,

maybe i didnt hear her well, so i had to be sure, is it coming to see me or spending the night and leaving maybe on Sunday evening, she ll be in a better position to answer the question sha,

''ok, you ll still leave shey?'' i asked fearfully,

and i wonder why i was acting that way, maybe nah because i never draw her oil thats why,

She noticed the slight change in my voice so she started laughing, but no p sha cos very soon i know say bush-meat go catch the hunter,

''no, i ll be spending the night and leaving in the evening tomorrow'' she said,

She blew my mind with that statement, and after the call i was relieved and excited, and finally noticed my Piakantus had cooled off, Salma had given me like 2 missed calls while i was on the phone with Cynthia.

When i saw her name on the screen, it was starting to trigger my emotions and arouse me, i had to quickly run out, stood at the gate, her face looked moody, i just gave her a sign with my hand, telling her to come, then i held her hand as we headed to Solo's room, 

Room Of Life.

(As we walked down to Solo's room),

''you left me outside just like that with all those strange and dangerous faces'' she said, her face frowned,

''madam am so sorry, i just had to freshen up, Nne ndo" i replied,

''freshen up sinceeee'' she said, stretching the sinceee in the statement,

But come to think of it, did i really take that long?, if i did it wasnt my fault, my Piakantus was proving stubborn so i had to compose myself for a while, wouldnt she have been embarrassed if i had come out of the gate and everyone and herself could see my €r€<tion from my trousers, even if dem see us dey go inside at least make e look in a cool way.

As we got inside, Choi!, no be small thing oo, my blood was hot, and as you guys ll always agree with me that 'delay is dangerous', i pushed her to the wall, my beginning to €r€ct Piakantus resting on her body, my lips stucked in hers, as we kissed, my hands rested on her hips, i paused for a while and asked,

''you really want to know why i took so long?''

''yes, i even called twice, it was on call waiting'' she said,

I checked my account balance and showed her, to make her know i hadnt enough, like 1 to 3 naira sha, but i remember i had very little call credit, and i had deleted Cynthia's number from my recieved calls just to be on a safe side

''shey you see i dont have much, lemme break it down for you why it took me so long'' i said,

She nodded her head in agreement, our faces directly opposite eachother, just lil space in-between,

''my dear its this thing touching you below ooo, i don bath finish make i come outside come carry you, nah em the thing just get up, as in it was hard that i had to stay back and wait to avoid further disgrace from my friends outside, i know dem well well, the yabbing no go get mate'' i explained,

She started laughing at me base on laughing Jackass wey she be, sometimes, it gets to make me wonder if am really funny or maybe she finds me funny or she just like to dey laugh sha, but anyways it nice seeing her like that being so relaxed and comfortable around me, it makes me feel good.

''so why was it like that'' she asked,

As all this talk dey go on, my Piakantus had gotten harder, but forcefully pressed against her body, just that we still had our clothes on except for my shirt that wasnt on me,

''ok the truth is that, while i was bathing, i was wishing you were with me cos that is were it all started from and i had anticipated the whole you being with me thing in my head, like we having it right there, and...'' i said,

and as i was going to go on with my story it seemed i had either ar¤u$€d her or she wasnt interested in what i had to say anymore or she loved what i said, just taking a wild guess, she knows better.

As my conversation with her got intercepted with a crazy passionate unexpected kiss that knocked me off my defenses, since it was what i had wanted and been anticipating all along, i reciprocated in a wild way too, my hands went straight holding her b¤¤b$, cuddling them through her clothes, Choi!, 'something wey dey sweet, with no honey, sugar, salt or maggi ooo',

As the wild romance went on, our tongues in eachother's mouth like we might ea them up like chewing gum, one of her hand holding my €r€cted d¡<k through my pants, my hands cuddling her b¤¤b$, and when i couldnt condole the electricity running through my body, i reached for her shirt and helped her take it off, dragged her a lil behind me, getting her back off the wall reached for the tiny buckles of her bra, it seemed a lil difficult to unbuckle but i kept trying till it opened while i took it off her hands allowing her b¤¤b$ to dangle freely, Choi!, you wan try bosom, this babe had a really beautiful bosom, with lil long n¡ppl€$, this particular babe dey blow my mind sotey nah just make i dey shiver remain.

I made her lean on the wall back, make the bed calm down first cos even the Bible says,

''there's time for everything''

this particular time was meant for the wall.

Without thinking twice, i reached for one of her b¤¤b$ with my honourable mouth, sucking at first, then tickling her n¡ppl€$ with my tongue as i cuddled the other with the other hand and made switches at long intervals while she reacted to what i was doing with a light moan, her body doing little dances then her hands caressing and cuddling my head all over.

It seems the intensity was becoming too much, she held onto my singlet within arms reach while i raised my hands up for her to take it off, then i reached for her trousers, unbuckled and stroke it off her, took her panties off, while she reached for my pants trying to take it off together with my boxers, 'Babe wasnt smiling', which she finally successfully did, clothes littered everywhere.

Just as John Cena would say 'our time is now' we were both n@k€d,

CHOI! FINALLY,

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