This serial was written by "Money Soldier"[08160490040 & 08163738237] based on a true experience, featuring on this blog every Monday, Thursday and Saturday nights. It contains foul language, explicit wordings and loads of razzness *READERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED*. If you missed the last episode Click Here. To read the story from the beginning, Click Here
Just as people watched, we climbed the bike and zoomed off to Grammar School, it was some minutes to 8am already, when we got there, Chuks and the rest where outside waiting for us, smoking hemp to calm the nerves and step down, this will be an experience Sly ll never forget, all the way from Campus 2 to Grammar School with no clothes on, and the bikemen worsened issues, they werent in a hurry, they took their time riding their bikes with their speed on a slow pace, anyone that saw us had to take another look, he's done his, this time was my time, and my mind was made up to enjoy it to the fullest, anybody wey dey talk another thing nah for em pocket.
Chuks area was inside, though it looked like a close, his compound was like a barracks self-con, like up to twenty five to thirty apartments, and all the apartments were occupied by all round guys, everyone belonging to thesame fraternity, some where even two in a room, with a black huge gate and a spacious compound inside, it was really a dead end expecially if you were an enemy, sometimes i wonder how they did it, this particular frat having been occuping this house, even before i got admission into School, this guy doesnt know what he just got himself into, if he knew, he would have ran for his life, i had other good plans for him, if he survives this one, i doubt if he ll ever get himself in trouble again.
Before we left, most of the guys were still sleeping, but before we got back, everyone was up, outside crowded, as they saw him, they started laughing, like nah em dem patiently dey outside dey wait, we matched to were they were.
Dem guyz had another option of taking him inside the compound, but i guess this particular fvvvup they wanted to treat it outside, and this area was a busy one, they were lots of other hostels around there, soon this movie will still draw alot of attention and lots of passers-by too.
''This guy don already dey bleed for mouth, nah who wound am?" Chuks asked,
''you dey ask again?, you no trust your boy again?, nah headbutt master nah'' Solo replied him,
everyone started laughing,
''Ken abi, '' Chuks asked,
''as we hear the sound all of us shout, e bi like were them throw grenade'' Solo teased while the others were busy laughing,
''nah wa o, that small thing nah em be like say una don mend am tire'' Chuks asked, the next thing he landed a hot slap on Sly's cheek,
''come on go down, you still dey stand?, or you no know wetin you do?" he thundered, dropping the question for Sly to answer,
He went down immediately it didnt take him a second, this should be his most fvvvckep up moment, a guy washing clothes brought his dirty soapy water and poured it all over his body, from his head down to his toes,
''you get mind sha, you go by-force my guy babe, you no even fear'' Samba yelled at him 'Kpooooza', landed a dirty slap on his wet back,
"come on do frog jump'' he shouted at him,
''from this place to that place like that dey go'' he said demostrating, giving instructions to the squating Sly,
I just sat at a spot watching, ''but wait first oo, is this not desame Sly Salma has been telling me about, that he was dangerous and would hurt me if i did anything silly'' i was asking myself, since our collision today he hasnt opened his mouth to say anything, at least i expected him to show some kinda attitude, but instead, the guy just turned his Clergy man on acting so humble,
''Bros abeg,
Bros abeg
Bros abeg'' i kept hearing him say repeatedly,
It was over thirty minutes i called Salma, she had since not shown up, i had to take call her again, i took my phone and called her a second time, and as she picked it up,
''Salma where are you'' i asked,
''i wanted to shower and paste first, but am done, am about taking a bike now" she said, at least this time her voice wasnt drowsy
''be fast, when you get to where i told you lemme know, call me and i ll come pick you up'' i replied,
''where is it are you taking me this early morning, it had better be good, if not, you ll see what am going to do to you'' she said jokingly,
''see abeg do fast, you are keeping me waiting'' i replied, then hung up,
i wanted to be very serious this time around, she has been taking me as just a mere joker, a guy that was never serious with things, but this time i wanted to give her a treat, make sure i blow her mind, earn my respect from her in a whole new level.
My guy was slugging it out, busy with his frog jump sweating it out, with no boxers and Singlet on, his blockus was just dancing, the incident was already drawing other people's attention.
After a while, my phone started ringing, it was Salma, i told dem guyz i was coming, and headed to the junction to get her, i picked it up the 2nd time,
''where are you now?'' i asked,
''at the junction, next to Angel's Villa'',
i walked till were we could see eachother from a distance, i waved at her, she started walking towards were i stood.
I wasnt in the mood for Childs play or jokes, my face was so strong, 'Boyz were'nt smiling, i had something to prove to her, and i hope she would be able to take what she was about to see, my mind was made up,
(today you go find out who i really be, the highest thing wey you fit do nah to break up with me, when you finally find out say the jovial and playful Ken belong, which i doubt she would, i said to myself), i really wanted to see her reaction when she sees her 'almighty Sly' jumping from one end to another n@k€d doing frog jump.
I stood where i was till she walked up to me, freed my hands open for her to come in and give me a very warm hug, she was looking very good, so i held her for a while and made sure her bo¤b$ had a good grip on my chest,
''Goodmorning'' she said as we still held eachother close,
''morning my dear, you look sweet and smell nice, this one you dressed like this, this is not a date o" i said,
she was wearing a blue jean, shes got a crazy hips, so the waist just come out even me be like dammn!, a nice top cant really remember the colour with a long hand bang, she had changed her hair style different from the last time we saw, who knows, i told her about meeting someone, she must have thought it was a date.
''am scared o, look at bushes everywhere, hope say no be money you wan use me do?'' she asked,
and just as i ll always say when i want you to find out something yourself, i replied,
''there's only one way to find out, this is more than a date"
''ok oo, so where are you taking me to'' she asked,
All this while this conversation was going on, we had already started walking majestically to Chuks's house, my hand firmly rested on her hips, funny enough i just did my own thing how i felt i wanted to handle the situation, nobody knew Salma was on her way, and i felt good cos she was looking hot, with the make-up and everything and to me nah prestige, some original A1 to my C.V,
"Babe relax jor, nah me dey yarn, there's this special friend i want you to meet, ve told him lots of nice stuffs about you, sha dont start tripping for him cos this dude is fvvvcking handsome'' i said,
''wooow, are you serious?'' she asked,
I held her down with conversations and made sure i drifted her attention far away that even in her wildest dream she ll never ever believe she was going to see Sly soon, i kept it cool, but i was plain no jokes, she noticed i wasnt smiling but there was no time for too many explanations, i just wanted to take her unawares, to me i took it like the best gift a guy would give his girlfriend in a situation like this, she wasnt expecting me to buy her a box of chocolate and say,
''eat this and forget Sly he ll regret what he did to you'',
if this doesnt make the pain go away at least it ll ease it, i was sure i was going to shock her that she ll be forced to want to write that day somewhere and maybe celebrate it like her birthday if she wanted to 'just saying'.
We walked majestically till we got to a spot where we both could see lots of guyz from distance, with a guy who looked like he had no clothes on, frog jumping from one end to another, and getting hit at intervals by different guyz, just that we couldnt get a glimse of anyone's face. When she saw the act from a distance, she was like,
''Ken, where is this, where are you taking me to'',
''erema relax, nothing dey happen, my friends hostel is around there'', i said, with my hand still resting firmly on her waist,
We kept walking but she was nervous, she asked me again,
''Baby wait oo, is that guy really n@k€d?, look at how those guyz are hitting him, thats wickedness, what did he do ?''
But instead of me to answer, i didnt know what happened, i just started laughing, as in laughing hysterically, so hard that i started coughing, she kept persisting i told her what was funny, but no be her fault, if only she knew, nah only me just know why i dey laugh, but when i finally got hold of myself the only thing i could say was,
''e be like you never know as e dey go, you go know soon''
As we got closer, she took her eyes off the nud€ guy, for her mind nah, Solo and the rest guyz started hailing me, some were insulting me playfully like,
"i swear your papa,
you be b@$tard,
Bad guy'',
I kept hearing different things till we finally got to that spot, just the small break wey i take, before i return dem don mess my guy up anyhow, she backed me, and was dragging me by the hand,
''lets go and see the friend nah, whats all this" she was lamenting,
then i replied,
''Babe calm down look at the guy here" i forcelly turned her over pointing to the frog jumping guy,
She shyly took a look, then finally looked well, behold it was Sly,
''OH MY GOD!'' she shouted with her mouth wide open...
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