This serial was written by "Money Soldier"[08160490040 & 08163738237] based on a true experience, featuring on this blog every Monday, Thursday and Saturday nights. It contains foul language, explicit wordings and loads of razzness *READERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED*. If you missed the last episode Click Here. To read the story from the beginning, Click Here
''Master!,
Capo wey dey game'' I thundered, as soon as Chuks picked the call,
''Rugged you my Manche''
''Capo wey dey waan the place, dem know dem?, dia mama left ear'' i thundered, hailing Chuks in respect you'',
''D, i say Rugged you dia'' he thundered back in return,
''Baba i dove oooo" i said,
''Rugged you dia, wetin dey happen?'' he asked,
''your boy loyal ooo, Capo howfar about the sly runs nah, shey we still dey play am dis weekend?'' i asked,
''you suppose don dey ok before saturday nah, come see me dis evening first sha'' he said,
''Baba, abeg i use God beg you, make e be tomorrow abeg, dat Babe, dat Oyibo babe wey cos matters arising on saturday dey show dis evening oo i swear'' i explained,
He started laughing,
"Choi, dat pu$¥ go collect today livvve, nah to dey give am remain oo, bad guy, the t¤t¤ must pay'' he said,
I couldnt help myself, i laughed so uncontrollably, that it took me a while to reply,
''Baba i no fit laugh abeg, if she comot here on time, i go show, but if not nah tomorrow evening your Boy go show ooo'' i said,
'' mak sure say you Fu*<k am oo, no forgive that kitten oo, if you come dis place, i ask you about am and you tell me no, you go do frog jump'' he replied,
Our conversation was crazy, i laughed almost all through till we finished talking, he said some crazy ish, then we talked about other things.
So my going to Grammar School that evening all depended on howmuch time Cynthia spends with me whe she comes.
For a long while i was restless, but with a good feeling, i couldnt wait for her to come,
''Guy shey your Piankantus fit enter the Obosiasis today?, will it enter, will onething enter inside one round-thin-nng?, I kept asking myself,
There must be something, driving me crazy about this girl, and i knew what is was, we just met, i still barely know her, so the only thing that can be driving a nigga crazy is nothingelse but her beauty, and as crazy and funny things can be, she was the finest girl my eyes have seen but yet, the quickest date i ever had, i just cant imagine me walking with a girl and for everytime, people ll always look, guys ll talk, its mind blowing, i dont get that huge attention with other girls. Tina, Chizzy, Esther, Salma are all pretty dark girls but never drew that much attention, Cynthia's beauty got me into a fight that gave me scars, so i wouldnt be wrong rating her the finest amongst all, her complexion really gave her an edge.
I was sitting down on the bed. restless, finding it difficult to concentrate on my movie, instead of me watching the movie, the movie was watching me, i kept looking at the time at intervals,
''nah wa ooo, see as time slow today, howcome, can you imagine, upon all the films wey i dey here dey watch sinceee, nah still 12 '0' clock, mtcheew, person go die here ooo'' i was lamenting,
As in eenh, i just couldnt take it anymore, all of a Sudden, it was like the day drank 10 bottles of Codiene, it was so slow in my eyes, if i dont do something about my condition soon, the thoughts of her might kill me before she even comes. So i made up my mind to go out and play some video games, play Playstation 2 to kill time, at least if i dey there dey play game before i go know, time don go. It felt like a perfect plan to me but on a second thought i asked myself,
"guy wait ooo, you no fit carry this face go School, but you fit carry am go play game, see wetin t¤t¤ dey cause'' a voice told me inside,
I thought about it but the truth was that there was nothing i could do, (me i no fit stay dis house, see as action film be like say nah Jonny Bravo for my eyes).
"If anybody ask wetin happen, i get accident noni'' i had finalised.
I went out to play PS2, and it payed off, i had people to talk to, crack jokes, laughed, and before i knew it, it was like someone was using his finger to speed up the time, i go be like,(2 don nack, ok na 4'0' clock now oo), just like that, while i was there, she sent me a short message around that kinda 3pm or so that read,
'' m' in class ryt nw,
nd tinkn bout u'',
I hadnt the chance to read the message immediately, but when i did i was like .
"Damnn!, i swear i don blow this girl mind too, anh anh, i come dey think say nah only me the thing dey do ooo''
At least the equation balance dieee. I left there around 6, and it was when i got home i realised how hungry i was, i quickly had to fix myself something to eat,
''Nah wah ooo, nah past 6 ooo, nah when this babe wan show, no time oo'' i said to myself, my blood was hot, i couldnt wait, the thing was just doing me 'tin ni ni tor noo', (you guys wont under'STOOD', lol),
I was about reaching for my phone to call her when my phone started ringn (you wan try rushing?),
I dived my phone on the bed the way the Legendary Paraguan Goalkeeper, Chilavert wont, sure thing it was Cynthia, i picked it,
''Goddd!
My sweetness'' i said,
'' dear am on my way i had to go eat and freshen up at home first''.
''E don set oooo, will the 1 enter the 0 today?, will itttt?'' were the questions i was asking myself, as i was anxiously waiting to see her pretty face, i quickly sprayed my bodyspray under my arms and my neck, (i gats scent sweet nah, wey be say i no dey misuse hard drugs wey no dey good for my system),i go find out soon, and not too long i was hearing a knock on the door.
''E don red ooo'' i said to myself and went to get it,
She was putting on a Jean trouser and a nice top, and a small long hand bag, she looked awesome but when i saw her wearing a Jean again i was like,
''na wa oo, yesterday jean, today jean again, guy you sure say this babe no be virgin?, babe no just use me play oo, you see yourself?, if to say una do the night call now, you don press br€@$t, you for fit ask am'' was talking to myself inside as i smiled and open my hands for her to give me a hug.
Before she came, i tried giving my room a romantic setting, i was using a muti-colour purpose lampholder with two bulbs that has different colours of blue and red, so i went for the red one, i had also fixed that same blues collection, the appearance of the room was dangerous in a romantic way.
I offered her the bed to sit down, and sat right in front of her,
''O my God, my love,
my Sugar
my Sweetness how are you?", i asked,
her face bent down, i had to place my hand beneath her jaw raised her face up to make sure she was looking at my face, (if she still dey shy, me i no dey shy again),
''am fine'' she replied,
to prove i wasnt shy, i leaned forward to give her a kiss, first on her forehead and then on the Lips, after i did, i asked her,
''do you know why the meaning of what i just did?"
''what" she asked,
''the kiss on your forehead stands for respect and the one i gave you ond the lips is for Love, i respect and love you,
Jesusss!
Sweety
Fine girl " i teased and gave her a quick peck on the lips, she started giggling,
That would kill some shyness in her at least. What i did really helped, she freed herself and was able to look at me well and talk.
I asked her how she was, how her day went, and she told me about it in details, describing how it went, the things she did, that she was kinda worn out and had to go home and freshen up, that she didnt want to come to my place looking exhausted.
We spent the next 30 minutes talking about stuffs, and as we talked i was reasoning deep, planning my move, strategizing the way i could get down to the Obosiasis cos at time the babe deserve special fvvuck for my hand, i worked for it, but nah to reach there come be d koko.
We had talked close to 40 minutes' no show yet, i still hadnt come up with a good plan, since nothing was coming to my head like it had become stagnant all of off sudden, i had to change the topic, she no come here to just come discuss nah, so as she kept talking, i kept staring at her pink lips and i made it very obvious, when she finally noticed, she asked,
''why are you looking at me like that?'',
''its your lips am looking at, you are so pretty when you talk, and all i feel like doing is grab your lips and kiss it" i answered
She started blushing, and trying to cover it up with a smile, as i noticed, i said,
''Come and lie down here, any part of your body i kiss, i ll tell you what it means'', i said as i tapped the bed,
She seem interested, like what i just said sounded nice.
She playfully layed down on the bed, with the eagerness to know and face the challenge i just tabled before her,
"e be like this scope make sense die ooo, Obosiasis on my mind'' i said to myself,
I positioned myself like i was sitting on her tommy but wasnt resting my weight on her,
'' are you ready?" i asked,
''yes'' she replied smiling.
''Lets start from your hair'' i said,
I packed lil of her hair with my fingers, smelled it up, then kissed it,
''this means am saying you re Beautiful'',
Kissed her forehead,
''Respect'' i said,
pecked both cheeks,
''this one is just a greeting'' i said,
pecked and licked her ears a lil,
"am telling you am Hot'' i said,
kissed her lips for a long while,
''means i love you'' i said,
kissed and licked her around her neck,
''it means lets make love'' i said,
kissed both of bo/obs through the top she wore,
''oya whats the meaning of this one" she asked,
''Relax nah, shey am the one in charge, why your blood they hot?'' i asked as she laughed,
It means take me to ecstacy,
''Bad guy", she said and was laughing, the plan was to get her in the mood,
I went down, raised her shirt a lil to expose her very light skinned tommy, kissed it,
''means put me in the mood'' i said,
went down to her jean, kissed the area of her <unt through it,
"take me to Paradise'', i said,
She started laughin, i pulled myself forward, reached for her lips, we started kissin eachother passionately,
(at least i don giv am sign say na $€x tins)