Jesu! My eyes have seen! You wont believe what i saw on my journey to Enugu today. Anyways, i just arrived and thank Jehovah for safe journey but what i saw ehn... Choi!
So this is what happened. Our bus broke down and the driver was trying his best to repair it whilst we were roasting under the African sun and helping him. Suddenly one bus comming from the other lane opposite us, just zoomed up and stopped and we could hear the heavy shouting and quarrels comming from it especially the ladies! As soon as the bus dey park, the dust barely settled when this HEFTY chick jumped out of it oh!
By HEFTY i mean "endowed HEFTY!" She carry front, carry back, pass Olamide anticipations! In fact i think say Toolz dey learn for were this chick dey (only that this one belle rumple pass Toolz own)! Have you ever seen when an Agric fowl is running about as if it were being chased? That's how this babe was paroling oh! She looked so restless and it seemed her "tooth pickish" legs could barely carry all the bodily endowments God has bestowed upon her... I say, this chick was running helter skelter looking for a place that seemed convenient!
In fact we at the other side of the road did not understand what was really wrong, because what was her problem..... Has she suddenly gone mad? As we were speaking, the girl kept entering and comming out from the small cluster of bushes by the side of the road.... Now Picture this chick, not so tall, averagely fine, and with such a big backside that you could literally see it from the front! Every body was amused especially we the guys, we leave help wey we dey help the driver to repair him motor begin look greener pastures...lols... As we were still watching, this chick did the unthinkable! She just open every every not minding that a pack of He-wolves were across the road, and began to pee...
Omo as we sensed she was going to drop her leggings to pee, no one needed to tell us to carry eye commot for jaga jaga oh! Na so all man form his holiness and throway face... Choi! That girl anywhere you are if you get to read this abeg drop me your number, na beg i dey...lols...
*So tired... I just arrived make i rest small first... Much love my people.
